Damn Yankee

2010 June 2
by Brandon Sargent
To foreigners, a Yankee is an American.
To Americans, a Yankee is a Northerner.
To Northerners, a Yankee is an Easterner.
To Easterners, a Yankee is a New Englander.
To New Englanders, a Yankee is a Vermonter.
And in Vermont, a Yankee is somebody who eats pie for breakfast.
– E. B. White
or: To a Vermonter, a Yankee is somebody who still uses an outhouse.
One Response
  1. 2010 June 2

    You’re one of the best kinds of Yankees!

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